A.J. DiCintio
Vetoing Hillary
MichNews.com-- If someone had asked you last fall to speculate about how the Clintons would react if by some miracle Barack Obama stole Hillary’s mantle of inevitability regarding the Democratic nomination, how would you have responded?
Apr 28, 2008, 22:10
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A.J. DiCintio
Goodbye Hillary, Goodbye Barack
MichNews.com-- The primary thus far has been a deservedly hellish experience for presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and things are only going to get worse. But what should the nation expect from a “congenital liar” and a Centrist imposter who represent a Democratic Party so much dominated by Liberals that its Congressional Moderates and Conservatives could hold their meetings in a cloakroom that doubles as the Blue Dog Democrat Clubhouse.
Apr 21, 2008, 09:51
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A.J. DiCintio
Alice in a Mad, Mad Wonderland
MichNews.com-- Almost immediately after reading Alice Walker’s piece in The Guardian (“Lest We Forget: An open letter to my sisters who are brave”), I began thinking about how an elderly Jewish-Italian gentleman who struck up a conversation with me in front of the Great Synagogue of Rome would react to the political attitudes the novelist reveals as she argues for candidate Barack Obama over Hillary Clinton.
Apr 8, 2008, 15:53
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A.J. DiCintio
Hillary's Paradise Lost
MichNews.com-- Just months ago, Hillary Clinton believed she was comfortably and inevitably on her way to the paradise she regards as an entitlement earned by a lifetime of shameless lying — lied every word of the way, we should add, not through her teeth but an amoral mouth whose dismissive laugh women named Broaddrick, Jones, Willey, et al. have taught us is both contemptible and unfunny.
Apr 3, 2008, 16:11
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A.J. DiCintio
The Second Amendment, the Court, and the Election
MichNews.com-- “A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."
Mar 27, 2008, 16:04
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A.J. DiCintio
After Oregon Things Fall Apart
MichNews.com-- We can be pretty sure the Democratic Party’s superdelegates don’t curl up in a chair every evening musing over Yeats’ “The Second Coming.” However, we can be absolutely certain those pompous reactionaries agonize day and night over a Democratic Party wildly “turning and turning in the widening gyre” of anger, foul play, and bitterness.
Mar 24, 2008, 13:43
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A.J. DiCintio
Hillary: Hoist with Her Own Petard
MichNews.com-- You won’t get it from too clever by half talking heads and “experts,” but the only sensible speculation about Hillary Clinton’s presidential chances argues that the bombs Mrs. Clinton has employed in her campaign will blow up in her face.
Mar 14, 2008, 14:38
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A.J. DiCintio
That Devil Called Denial
MichNews.com-- Sigmund Freud sold Western culture a whole lot of snake oil; but he prescribed just the right medicine when he warned about the dangers wrought by denial, the defense mechanism that perversely defends us from truth.
Mar 10, 2008, 12:18
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A.J. DiCintio
Hillary's NAFTA Running Naked Through Ohio
MichNews.com-- If you are an ordinary working citizen of Ohio, you probably rank the loss of good jobs Number One among the nation’s problems.
Feb 27, 2008, 08:00
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A.J. DiCintio
Can We Hear Dick Morris Now?
MichNews.com-- Dick Morris doesn’t just know the Clintons; he really knows them. Therefore, when immediately after Iowa he predicted that Hillary Clinton’s campaign would begin to attack Barack Obama using racial code words, America needed to hear him.
Feb 19, 2008, 12:11
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A.J. DiCintio
Progressives Strut Their Stuff
MichNews.com-- Since you might be wondering who progressive are, let me begin by quoting Mark Twain’s King, whose explanation of this term favored by Hillary Clinton has never been equaled:
Feb 12, 2008, 11:00
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A.J. DiCintio
Bill and Hillary Billions
MichNews.com-- I can’t for the life of me understand why, but the Obama campaign hasn’t thought it important to expose the financial shenanigans in which the Clintons have immersed themselves both during and after Bill Clinton’s presidency. After all, telling the truth that another Clinton in the Oval Office will guarantee scandals of proportions not seen since the age of the Robber Barons will surely be the straw that breaks the backs of a slew of Hillary’s already Clinton-fatigued supporters.
Feb 6, 2008, 11:17
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A.J. DiCintio
Democratic Ostriches
MichNews.com-- Let’s be blunt about it: From the flood of racially charged post-Iowa code word attacks presciently predicted by Dick Morris to the slick, explicit race baiting Morris was first to expose in South Carolina, the Clintons have revealed that their arrogant sense of “entitlement” recognizes no boundaries; for they have eagerly, even joyously, splashed in the cesspool of racism to advance their rapacious dreams.
Feb 1, 2008, 16:52
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A.J. DiCintio
John Edwards' Greatest Service
MichNews.com-- His dream of being president has dried up like Langston Hughes’ “raisin in the sun.” However, if John Edwards turns his back on politics to heed the call that guides true poets, he will come to understand that his political loss constitutes merely a “mild yoke” and that he can achieve his greatest service if he will change Milton to say, “They also serve who stand up to quit the race — to tell the truth about the Clintons.”
Jan 30, 2008, 21:20
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A.J. DiCintio
The Clintons and the Race Issue
MichNews.com-- The Clintons tell us that if we carefully examine certain words they and their surrogates have uttered, we’ll immediately understand that Hillary Clinton’s campaign is free of even a whiff of racism.
Jan 23, 2008, 00:44
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A.J. DiCintio
An Ironic Thing Happened on the Way to the Coronation
MichNews.com-- Whether you describe it with the sophistication of “karma” or the down-home quality of “chickens coming home to roost,” it’s a fact that Irony has finally decided to turn his attention to the Clintons. And let’s be clear: Only The Ancient One (he was born the moment Adam and Eve ruined the perfection of the Garden) could have created Barack Obama as the perfect headache for Hillary and Bill.
Jan 17, 2008, 15:56
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A.J. DiCintio
Iowa's Shot Heard Round the Nation
MichNews.com-- A long time spent teaching English caused me to reflect on the results of the Iowa caucuses by changing Shakespeare to say, “Political experience is but a walking shadow, a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more: it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.”
Jan 9, 2008, 14:46
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A.J. DiCintio
To Black Americans -- And Every Other Citizen
MichNews.com-- For years some black VIP’s have insisted upon anointing Bill Clinton as “America’s first black President.” In fact, these elites are so determined to have the nation accept their claim that one of them recently asserted not only that “Bill is every bit as black as Barack” but also that the former president has “probably gone with more black women than Barack.”
Jan 4, 2008, 15:50
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A.J. DiCintio
Stinking Perfectly
MichNews.com-- Let’s be clear about "Democracy in America," Roger Cohen’s New York Times piece about the recent referendum in Venezuela: It is a perfectly foul addition to the universe of stupid, dangerous idealism and hateful condemnations of "Ugly America" that flow continually from sick Liberal minds.
Dec 18, 2007, 13:14
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A.J. DiCintio
Unpardonable
MichNews.com-- The most likely outcome of Hillary Clinton’s presidential run is this: At some point, so many Americans will join the unprecedented 50% of voters who have already made up their minds they will never vote for Mr. Clinton’s wife that “Hillary” will find her incorrigible and insatiable dream dried up like a raisin in the blistering sun.
Dec 6, 2007, 13:36
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